How Many Dogs Does It Take To Change Light Bulb?
Monday, November 27th, 2006 | Author: David Morris
How Many Dogs Does It Take To Change a Light Bulb? | ||
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1. Golden Retriever: | The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb? |
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2. Border Collie: | Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code. |
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3. Dachshund: | You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!? |
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4. Rottweiler: | Make me. |
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5. Boxer: | Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark. |
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6. Lab: | Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please! |
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7. German Shepherd: | I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation. |
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8. Jack Russell Terrier: | I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture. |
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9. Old English Sheep Dog: | Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb! |
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10. Cocker Spaniel: | Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark. |
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11. Chihuahua: | Yo quiero Taco Bulb. Or "We don't need no stinking light bulb." |
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12. Greyhound: | It isn't moving. Who cares? |
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13. Australian Shepherd: | First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle... |
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14. Poodle: | I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry. |
How Many Cats Does It Take To Change a Light Bulb? | |
Cats do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the real question is: | |
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"How long will it be before I can expect some light, some dinner, and a massage?" |
ALL OF WHICH PROVES, ONCE AGAIN, THAT WHILE DOGS HAVE MASTERS, CATS HAVE STAFF! |
Category: Animals