The woodpecker might have to go!

Everything I need to know about life, I learned from Noah's Ark...

One

: Don't miss the boat.

Two

: Remember that we are all in the same boat.

Three

: Plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built the Ark.

Four

: Stay fit. When you're 600 years old, someone may ask you to do something really big.

Five

: Don't listen to critics; just get on with the job that needs to be done.

Six

: Build your future on high ground.

Seven

: For safety sake, travel in pairs.

Eight

: Speed isn't always an advantage. The snails were on board with the cheetahs.

Nine

: When you're stressed, float a while.

Ten

: Remember, the Ark was built by amateurs; the Titanic by professionals.

Eleven

: No matter the storm, when you are with God, there's always a rainbow waiting.