10. Properties dialog box now includes Boardwalk and Pennsylvania Ave.

9. Catchy “Resistance is futile; you will be assimilated” splash screen.

8. Odor files

7. New 18-Hour Control Panel by Playtex.

6. Point and Click interface replaced by innovative hunt and peck method.

5. Free Tickle-me-Bill-Gates doll

4. General Protection Fault has been demoted to Sergeant.

3. Start-up sound replaced with cha-ching sound of cash register.

2. Didn’t bother taking the Mac icon off this time.

1. Bill Gates Wealth-O-Meter spinning furiously on the taskbar.