A blonde’s car breaks down on the Interstate one day. So she eases it over steps out of the car and onto the shoulder of the road. She carefully opens the trunk. Out jump two men in trench coats who get in position at the rear of the vehicle where they stand facing oncoming traffic and begin opening their coats and exposing themselves to approaching drivers.

Not surprisingly, one of the worst pileups in history on this highway occurs. It’s not very long before a police car shows up.

The cop, clearly enraged, runs toward the blonde of the disabled vehicle yelling, “What the hell is going on here?”

“My car broke down,” says the lady, calmly.

“Well, what are these perverts doing here by the road?!” asks the cop.

And she says, “Those are my emergency flashers.”