Top 10 Amish Spring Break Activities
Monday, March 30th, 1998 | Author:

10. Drink molasses ’til you heave.
9. Stuff as many guys as you can into a buggy.
8. Churn butter naked.
7. Blow past Dairy Queen on a Clydesdale.
6. Get a tattoo: “Born To Raise Barns”
5. Cruise the streets of Belleville shouting insults at people with zippers.
4. Sleep ’til 6:00 a.m.
3. Drive over to Allensville and kick some Menonite butt.
2. Two words: Buttermilk kegger
1. Wet bonnet contest.

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