/*
TOP SECRET Microsoft(c) Code
Project: Chicago(tm)
Projected release-date: Summer 1994
*/

#include “win31.h”
#include “macgui.h”
#include “win95.h”
#include “evenmore.h”
#include “oldstuff.h”
#include “billrulz.h”
#define INSTALL = HARD

char make_prog_look_big[1600000];

void main()
{
     while(!CRASHED)
     {
          display_copyright_message();
          display_bill_rules_message();
          do_nothing_loop();
          if (first_time_installation)
          {
               make_50_megabyte_swapfile();
               do_nothing_loop();
               totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();
               search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS/2();
               hang_system();
          }
          write_something(anything);
          display_copyright_message();
          do_nothing_loop();
          do_some_stuff();
          if (still_not_crashed)
          {
               display_copyright_message();
               do_nothing_loop();
               basically_run_windows_3.1();
               do_nothing_loop();
               do_nothing_loop();
          }
     }

     if (detect_cache())
          disable_cache();

     if (fast_cpu())
     {
          set_wait_states(lots);
          set_mouse(speed, very_slow);
          set_mouse(action, jumpy);
          set_mouse(reaction, sometimes);
     }

     /* printf(“Welcome to Windows 3.11”); */
     /* printf(“Welcome to Windows 95”); */
     printf(“Welcome to Windows 98”);

     if (system_ok())
          crash(to_dos_prompt);
     else
          system_memory = open(“a:swp0001.swp”, O_CREATE);

     while(something)
     {
          sleep(5);
          get_user_input();
          sleep(5);
          act_on_user_input();
          sleep(5);
     }

     create_general_protection_fault();
}