What a Difference a Degree Makes
Sunday, April 05th, 1998 | Author:

For those scientifically inclined. To convert Celcius to Fahrenheit
C x 9/5 + 32. Or Fahrenheit to Celcius = F – 32 x 5/9.

For those humor inclined, have fun :)

C F  
— —  
15 60 Californians put on sweaters (if they can find one).
10 50 Miami residents turn on the heat.
4 45 New Hampshire residents go to outdoor concerts.
2 40 You can see your breath.
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
Minnesotans go swimming.
1.5 35 Italian cars don’t start.
0.5 33 Swedes celebrate summer and hit the beaches topless.
0 32 Water freezes.
-1 30 You plan your vacation to Australia.
-4 25 Ohio water freezes.
Californians weep pitiably.
Minnesotans eat ice cream.
Canadians go swimming.
-6 20 Politicians begin to talk about the homeless.
New York City water freezes.
Miami residents plan vacation further south.
-10 15 French cars don’t start.
Cat insists on sleeping in your bed with you.
-12 10 You need jumper cables to get the car going.
-15 5 American cars don’t start.
-18 0 Alaskans put on T-Shirts.
-23 -10 German cars don’t start.
Eyes freeze shut when you blink.
-26 -15 You can cut your breath and use it to build an igloo.
Arkansans stick tongue on metal objects.
Miami residents cease to exist.
-29 -20 Cat insists on sleeping in pajamas with you.
Politicians actually do something about the homeless.
Minnesotans shovel snow off roof.
Japanese cars don’t start.
-32 -25 Too cold to think.
You need jumper cables to get the driver going.
-34 -30 You plan a two week hot bath.
Swedish cars don’t start.
-38 -38 Californians disappear.
Minnesotans button top button.
Canadians put on sweaters.
Scientists around the world celebrate since Fahrenheit and Celcius thermometers finally match.
-45 -50 Congressional hot air freezes.
Alaskans close the bathroom window.
Your car helps you plan your trip south (Or north if you live in the southern hemisphere).
-62 -80 Hell freezes over.
Polar bears move south.
Green Bay Packer fans order hot cocoa at the game.
-67 -90 Lawyers put their hands in their own pockets.
-68 -91 Life ceases.
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