Okay, relax. Clear your mind. And begin.

1. What do you put in a toaster?

Answer: bread. If you said “toast” then give up now and go do something else. Try not to hurt yourself.
If you said “bread”, continue.

2. Say “silk” five times. Now spell “silk”. What do cows drink?

Answer: Cows drink water. If you said “milk”, please do not attempt the next question. Your brain is obviously over stressed and may even overheat. It may be that you need to content yourself with reading something more appropriate, such as “Children’s World”.
If you said “water”, continue.

3. If a red house is made from red bricks, and a blue house is made from blue bricks, and a pink house is made from pink bricks, and a black house is made from black bricks, what is a greenhouse made from?

Answer: Greenhouses are made of glass. If you said “green bricks”, what the devil are you still doing here reading these questions?
If you said “glass”, continue.

4. Without using a calculator: You are driving a bus from London to Milford Haven in Wales. In London, 17 people get on the bus. In Reading, 6 people get off the bus, and 9 people get on. In Sweden, 2 people set off and 4 get on. In Cardiff, 11 people get off and 16 people get on. In Swansea, 3 people get off and 5 people get on. In Carmarthen, 6 people get off and 3 get on. You then arrive at Milford Haven.

What was the bus driver’s name???

Oh, for crying out loud! Don’t you remember your own name? It was you. The very first line says that you’re driving the bus!

Now pass this along to all your friends and hope they do better than you did!