{"id":905,"date":"2011-11-20T06:20:01","date_gmt":"2011-11-20T10:20:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.paragonis.com\/Emails\/?p=905"},"modified":"2011-11-20T06:20:01","modified_gmt":"2011-11-20T10:20:01","slug":"the-ecomony-is-so-bad-that","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/emails.paragonis.com\/?p=905","title":{"rendered":"The Ecomony Is So Bad That&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail. <\/p>\n<p>CEOs are now playing miniature golf. <\/p>\n<p>Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen. <\/p>\n<p>I saw a Mormon with only one wife. <\/p>\n<p>I bought a toaster oven and my free gift was a bank. <\/p>\n<p>Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America. <\/p>\n<p>Motel Six won&#8217;t leave the light on anymore. <\/p>\n<p>A picture is now only worth 200 words. <\/p>\n<p>They renamed Wall Street &#8220;Wal-Mart Street.&#8221; <\/p>\n<p>When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room. <\/p>\n<p>The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates. <\/p>\n<p>And, last night, when I was so depressed thinking about the economy, wars, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Hotline.<br \/>\nI got a call center in Pakistan, and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail. CEOs are now playing miniature golf. Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen. I saw a Mormon with only one wife. I bought a toaster oven and my free gift was a bank. Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America. Motel Six won&#8217;t leave the light on anymore. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_s2mail":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-905","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-lists"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/emails.paragonis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/905","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/emails.paragonis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/emails.paragonis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/emails.paragonis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/emails.paragonis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=905"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/emails.paragonis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/905\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":906,"href":"https:\/\/emails.paragonis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/905\/revisions\/906"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/emails.paragonis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=905"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/emails.paragonis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=905"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/emails.paragonis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=905"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}