How do crazy people go through the forest?
\nThey take the psycho path.<\/p>\n
What did the fish say when it hit a concrete wall?
\n“Dam!”<\/p>\n
What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?
\nPolaroids.<\/p>\n
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t work?
\nA stick.<\/p>\n
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
\nNacho Cheese.<\/p>\n
What do you call Santa’s helpers?
\nSubordinate Clauses.<\/p>\n
What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand?
\nQuatro sinko.<\/p>\n
What do you get from a pampered cow?
\nSpoiled milk.<\/p>\n
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
\nFrostbite.<\/p>\n
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
\nA nervous wreck.<\/p>\n
What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
\nAnyone can roast beef.<\/p>\n
Where do you find a dog with no legs?
\nRight where you left him.<\/p>\n
Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
\nBecause they have big fingers<\/p>\n
Why don’t blind people like to sky dive?
\nBecause it scares the dog.<\/p>\n
What kind of coffee was served on the Titanic?
\nSanka.<\/p>\n
What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?
\nThe location of the dirt bag.<\/p>\n
How do you catch a unique rabbit?
\nUnique up on it!<\/p>\n
How do you catch a tame rabbit?
\nTame way, unique up on it!<\/p>\n
What goes clop, clop, clop, bang, bang, clop clop clop?
\nAn Amish drive-by shooting.<\/p>\n
How are a Texas tornado and a Tennessee divorce the same?
\nSomebody’s gonna lose a trailer.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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