“My wife and I can’t come to the phone right now, but if you’ll leave your name and number, we’ll get back to you as soon as we’re finished.”<\/p>\n
“A is for academics, B is for beer. One of those reasons is why we’re not here. Leave a message.”<\/p>\n
“Hi. This is John. If you are the phone company, I already sent the money. If you are my parents, please send money. If you are my financial aid institution, you didn’t lend me enough money. If you are my friends, you owe me money. If you are a female, don’t worry, I have plenty of money.”<\/p>\n
“You have the right to remain silent. But everything you say will be recorded and used by us.”<\/p>\n
“Hi. I’m probably home, I’m just avoiding someone I don’t like. Leave me a message, and if I don’t call back, it’s you.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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