“You Were an Accident” (Jean Sorensen, Herndon; Barry Blyveis, Columbia)<\/p>\n
“Strangers Have the Best Candy” (Stephen Dudzik, Silver Spring)<\/p>\n
“The Little Sissy Who Snitched” (Tom Witte, Gaithersburg)<\/p>\n
“Some Kittens Can Fly!” (David Genser, Arlington)<\/p>\n
“Getting More Chocolate on Your Face” (Thomas Drucker, Carlisle, Pa.)<\/p>\n
“Katy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her” (David Genser, Arlington)<\/p>\n
“All Dogs Go to Hell”\u00a0\u00a0 (Joseph Romm, Washington)<\/p>\n
“When Mommy and Daddy Don’t Know the Answer, They Say God Did It” (Barry Veis, Columbia)<\/p>\n
“Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia” (John Kammer, Herndon)<\/p>\n
“What Is That Dog Doing to That Other Dog?” (Kenneth Krattenmaker, Landover Hills)<\/p>\n
“Why Can’t Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?” (Martin Keutel, Alexandria)<\/p>\n
“Bi-Curious George” (Art Grinath, Takoma Park)<\/p>\n
“Daddy Drinks Because You Cry” (Stephen Dudzik, Silver Spring)<\/p>\n
“You Are Different and That’s Bad” (Christopher Richard, Springfield)<\/p>\n
“Barney Can’t Visit His Grandparents Because They’re Now 30 Weight Oil” (David Genser, Arlington)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
“You Were an Accident” (Jean Sorensen, Herndon; Barry Blyveis, Columbia) “Strangers Have the Best Candy” (Stephen Dudzik, Silver Spring) “The Little Sissy Who Snitched” (Tom Witte, Gaithersburg) “Some Kittens Can Fly!” (David Genser, Arlington) “Getting More Chocolate on Your Face” (Thomas Drucker, Carlisle, Pa.) “Katy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her” (David Genser, […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_s2mail":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-867","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-children"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/emails.paragonis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/867","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/emails.paragonis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/emails.paragonis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/emails.paragonis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/emails.paragonis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=867"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/emails.paragonis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/867\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":870,"href":"https:\/\/emails.paragonis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/867\/revisions\/870"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/emails.paragonis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=867"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/emails.paragonis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=867"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/emails.paragonis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=867"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}