One day a man walks into a dentist’s office and asks how much it will cost to extract wisdom teeth.<\/p>\n
“Eighty dollars,” the dentist says.<\/p>\n
“That’s a ridiculous amount,” the man says. “Isn’t there a cheaper way?”<\/p>\n
“Well,” the dentist says, “if you don’t use an anesthetic, I can knock it down to $60.”<\/p>\n
“That’s still too expensive,” the man says.<\/p>\n
“Okay,” says the dentist. “If I save on anesthesia and simply rip the teeth out with a pair of pliers, I could get away with charging $20.”<\/p>\n
“Nope,” moans the man, “it’s still too much.”<\/p>\n
“Hmm,” says the dentist, scratching his head. “If I let one of my students do it for the experience, I suppose I could charge you just $10.”<\/p>\n
“Marvelous,” says the man, “book my wife for next Tuesday!”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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