I don’t have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.<\/p>\n
Everyone has a right to be stupid. Some just abuse the privilege.<\/p>\n
Young at Heart. Slightly older in other places.<\/p>\n
Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I will show you a man who can’t get his pants off!<\/p>\n
We have a strange and wonderful relationship. You’re strange and I’m wonderful, or should that be I’m strange and you’re wonderful?<\/p>\n
If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?<\/p>\n
It’s gonna be like threading a needle with a haystack.<\/p>\n
The trouble with being in the rat race is that even if you win, you’re still a rat.<\/p>\n
Not one shred of evidence exists in favor of the idea that life is serious.<\/p>\n
I put the “fun” in dysfunctional.<\/p>\n
Life is like a box of chocolates. It’s full of nuts.<\/p>\n
Does “anal retentive” have a hyphen?<\/p>\n
I get plenty of exercise; jumping to conclusions, pushing my luck, and dodging deadlines.<\/p>\n
Please, Lord, let me prove that winning the lottery won’t spoil me.<\/p>\n
Does vacuuming count as aerobic exercise?<\/p>\n
I have not yet begun to procrastinate.<\/p>\n
I’d give my right arm to be ambidextrous.<\/p>\n
Just remember, no matter where you go, there you are.<\/p>\n
It is much easier to apologize than to ask permission.<\/p>\n
There are two rules for ultimate success in life.
\n1. Never tell everything you know.<\/p>\n
Just because you’re paranoid, it doesn’t mean they’re NOT out to get you.<\/p>\n
When I get to where I’m going, will somebody please tell me where I am?<\/p>\n
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.<\/p>\n
Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will whiz on your computer.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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