{"id":717,"date":"2009-12-08T10:37:01","date_gmt":"2009-12-08T14:37:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.paragonis.com\/Emails\/?p=717"},"modified":"2009-12-24T17:03:15","modified_gmt":"2009-12-24T21:03:15","slug":"more-pics-quips","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/emails.paragonis.com\/?p=717","title":{"rendered":"More Pics & Quips"},"content":{"rendered":"


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“Look . . . I was thirsty man, deal with it.”
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“Touch de duck… I keel you.”
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“Weeeeeee!!! Look at me, I’m Yoda!”
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“You want a piece of me? Bring it….!”
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Kid . . You’re asking’ the wrong guy.”
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“I don’t get it. Where’s the milk?”
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“Wasssup!”
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“Bread! You’re seriouly giving me bread . .?”
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[Sniff . .sniff] . . . . “Oh, this part of the movie always makes me cry.”
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“This stupid bird’s about to get the snot bath.”
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“Therrrrz no way that was . . . [hiccup!] …. juzzt milk . . . [hiccup!]”
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“I . . . Hate . . . You.”
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“BUT I DON”T WANNA GO!!! AAAAaaaaahahhhahh.”
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Wow, dude… I wnt through you bag, man, and I found this little bag of green stuff. So I totally ate it. Awesome. Got any snacks? I got the munchies. I can’t feel my tongue. Heheheheh.”
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“So Dad left when he found out about Mom and the Panda.”
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