1) Just because I don’t care doesn’t mean I don’t understand.<\/p>\n
2) Alright Brain, you don’t like me, and I don’t like you. But lets just do this, and I can get back to killing you with beer.<\/p>\n
3) Hello? Operator! Give me the number for 911!<\/p>\n
4) D’oh!<\/p>\n
5) Woohoo!<\/p>\n
6) Guys are always patting my bald head for luck, pinching my belly to hear my girlish laugh…<\/p>\n
7) Be quiet, Brain, or I’ll stab you with a Q-tip.<\/p>\n
8) Hmmmmmmm, Donughts.<\/p>\n
9) Marge! Look at all this great stuff I found at the Marina. It was just sitting in some guy’s boat!<\/p>\n
10) If the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn’t, its that girls should stick to girl’s sports, such as hot oil wrestling, foxy boxy and such and such…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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