The best Norm quotes from “Cheers”!<\/p>\n
What’s shaking Norm?”
\n“All four cheeks & a couple of chins.”<\/p>\n
“What’s new Normie?”
\n“Terrorists, Sam. They’ve taken over my stomach & they’re demanding beer.”<\/p>\n
“What’d you like Normie?”
\n“A reason to live. Give me another beer.”<\/p>\n
“What’ll you have Normie?”
\n“Well, I’m in a gambling mood Sammy. I’ll take a glass of whatever comes out of that tap.”
\n“Looks like beer, Norm.”
\n“Call me Mister Lucky.”<\/p>\n
“Hey Norm, how’s the world been treating you?”
\n“Like a baby treats a diaper.”<\/p>\n
“What’s the story Mr. Peterson?”
\n“The Bobbsey twins go to the brewery. Let’s cut to the happy ending.”<\/p>\n
“Hey Mr. Peterson, there’s a cold one waiting for you.”
\n“I know, if she calls, I’m not here.”<\/p>\n
“Beer, Norm?”
\n“Have I gotten that predictable? Good.”<\/p>\n
“What’s going on Mr. Peterson?”
\n“A flashing sign in my gut that says, ‘Insert beer here.'”<\/p>\n
“Whatcha up to Norm?”
\n“My ideal weight if I were eleven feet tall.”<\/p>\n
“How’s it going Mr. Peterson?”
\n“Poor.”
\n“I’m sorry to hear that.”
\n“No, I mean pour.”<\/p>\n
“How’s life treating you Norm?”
\n“Like it caught me sleeping with its wife.”<\/p>\n
“Women. Can’t live with ’em….pass the beer nuts.”<\/p>\n
“What’s going down, Normie?”
\n“My butt cheeks on that bar stool.”<\/p>\n
“Pour you a beer, Mr. Peterson?”
\n“Alright, but stop me at one….make that one-thirty.”<\/p>\n
“How’s it going Mr. Peterson?”
\n“It’s a dog eat dog world, Woody & I’m wearing Milk Bone underwear.”<\/p>\n
“What’s the story Norm?”
\n“Boy meets beer. Boy drinks beer. Boy meets another beer.”<\/p>\n
“What’s going on Mr. Peterson?”
\n“The question is what’s going in Mr. Peterson? A beer please, Woody.”<\/p>\n
“Can I pour you a beer Mr. Peterson?”
\n“A little early isn’t it, Woody?”
\n“For a beer?”
\n“No, for stupid questions.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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