You wore anything Izod, especially those windbreakers that folded up into a pouch you could wear around your waist.<\/p>\n
You owned a Jordache anything, or you remember when Jordache jeans were cool.<\/p>\n
You remember LeFreak by Chic.<\/p>\n
In your sophomore class picture, you’re wearing an Izod shirt with the colllar up.<\/p>\n
“All-skate, change directions” means something to you.<\/p>\n
In high school, you and all your friends discussed elaborate plans to get\u00a0 together again at the end of the century and play “1999” by Prince over and over again.<\/p>\n
You rode in the back of the station wagon and you faced the cars behind you in the “tail gunner” position.<\/p>\n
Schoolhouse Rock played a HUGE part in how you actually learned the English language.<\/p>\n
You ever dressed to emulate a person you saw in either a Duran Duran, Madonna, Rick Springfield, or Cyndi Lauper video.<\/p>\n
You actually know who Rick Springfield is.<\/p>\n
You’re starting to believe (now that it wouldn’t affect YOU) that maybe having\u00a0 the kids go to school year-round wouldn’t be such a bad idea after all.<\/p>\n
You ever wanted to be gagged with a spoon.<\/p>\n
Bo and Luke Duke.<\/p>\n
There was nothing strange about Bert n’ Ernie living together.<\/p>\n
Knickers and leg warmers were cool.<\/p>\n
You learned to swim about the same time Jaws came out and still carry the\u00a0 emotional scars to this day.<\/p>\n
You ever wanted to learn to play “Stairway to Heaven” on the guitar and\u00a0 choreographed “Dancing Queen” by yourself in your room.<\/p>\n
You were afraid of the Sleestaks on Land of the Lost.<\/p>\n
The first time you ever kissed someone was at a dance during “Crazy for You”\u00a0 by Madonna.<\/p>\n
You ever used the phrase “kiss mah grits” in conversation.<\/p>\n
You had ringside seats for Luke and Laura’s wedding.<\/p>\n
You know who shot J.R.<\/p>\n
This rings a bell:\u00a0 “and my name, is Charlie.\u00a0 They work for me.”<\/p>\n
You ever had a Dorothy Hammill haircut.<\/p>\n
You sat with your friends on a Friday night and dialed “8-6-7-5-3-0-9” to see if Jenny would answer.<\/p>\n
You owned a pair of Rainbow suspenders just like Mork used to wear.<\/p>\n
You remember when your cable TV box had the three rows of numbers and you had to move the selector switch accordingly.<\/p>\n
You could sing “99 Red Balloons” in English and in German.<\/p>\n
Feathered hair.<\/p>\n
Your jaw would ache by the time you finished those “brick-sized” packages of Bazooka gum.<\/p>\n
The phrase “Where’s the beef?”\u00a0 still doubles you over with laughter.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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