A man who lived in a block of flats thought it was raining and put his hand out of the window to check. As he did so a glass eye fell into his hand.<\/p>\n
He looked up to see where it came from in time to see a girl looking down.<\/p>\n
“Is this yours?” he asked.<\/p>\n
She said, “Yes, could you bring it up?” and the man agreed.<\/p>\n
On arrival she was profuse in her thanks and offered the man a drink. As she was very attractive he agreed.<\/p>\n
Shortly afterwards she said, “I’m about to have dinner. There’s plenty; would you like to join me?” He readily accepted her offer and both enjoyed a lovely meal.<\/p>\n
As the evening was drawing to a close the girl said, “I have had a marvelous evening, would you like to stay the night?”<\/p>\n
The man hesitated then said, “Do you act like this with every man you meet?”<\/p>\n
“No,” she replied, “Only those who catch my eye!”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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