A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
\nA successful woman is one who can find such a man.<\/p>\n
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Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves.
\nAfter marriage, the “y” becomes silent.<\/p>\n
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How do men define marriage?
\nA very expensive way to get your laundry done free.<\/p>\n
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My wife told me I should be more affectionate.
\nSo I got two girlfriends.<\/p>\n
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Love is blind, but marriage is an eye-opener.<\/p>\n
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The most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.<\/p>\n
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First Guy (proudly) : “My wife’s an angel!”
\nSecond Guy : “You’re lucky, mine’s still alive.”<\/p>\n
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Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you said.
\nAfter marriage, he will fall asleep before you finish.<\/p>\n
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Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. They’ve experienced pain and bought jewelry.<\/p>\n
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A man said his credit card was stolen, but he decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than his wife did.<\/p>\n
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When a newly married couple smiles, everyone knows why.
\nWhen a 10-year married couple smiles, everyone wonders why.<\/p>\n
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A husband said to his wife, “No, I don’t hate your relatives. In fact, I like your mother-in-law better than I like mine.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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