{"id":376,"date":"2005-12-07T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2005-12-07T04:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.paragonis.com\/Emails\/?p=376"},"modified":"-0001-11-30T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"-0001-11-30T04:00:00","slug":"Hillbilly Birth","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/emails.paragonis.com\/?p=376","title":{"rendered":"Hillbilly Birth"},"content":{"rendered":"

A new baby boy was brought into the world.<\/p>\n

“Whoa there”, said the doctor, “Don’t be in such a rush to put that lantern down. I think there’s another one coming.”<\/p>\n

Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered a baby girl.<\/p>\n

“Hold that lantern up! Don’t set it down, yet. There’s another one!” said the doctor.<\/p>\n

Within a few minutes he had delivered a third baby.<\/p>\n

“No, don’t be in a hurry to put down that lantern, it seems there’s yet another one coming!” cried the doctor.<\/p>\n

The hillbilly scratched his head in bewilderment, and asked the doctor, “You reckon it might be the light that’s attractin’ ’em?”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

A new baby boy was brought into the world. “Whoa there”, said the doctor, “Don’t be in such a rush to put that lantern down. I think there’s another one coming.” Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered a baby girl. “Hold that lantern up! Don’t set it down, yet. There’s another one!” said the […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_s2mail":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-376","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/emails.paragonis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/376","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/emails.paragonis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/emails.paragonis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/emails.paragonis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/emails.paragonis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=376"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/emails.paragonis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/376\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/emails.paragonis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=376"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/emails.paragonis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=376"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/emails.paragonis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=376"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}