{"id":365,"date":"2005-04-29T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2005-04-29T04:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.paragonis.com\/Emails\/?p=365"},"modified":"-0001-11-30T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"-0001-11-30T04:00:00","slug":"Everything I Need To Know I Learned In Noah's Ark","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/emails.paragonis.com\/?p=365","title":{"rendered":"Everything I Need To Know I Learned In Noah’s Ark"},"content":{"rendered":"

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\nThe woodpecker might have to go!
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\nEverything I need to know about life, I learned from Noah's Ark...<\/FONT>
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\nOne<\/U><\/FONT>
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\n: Don't miss the boat.<\/FONT>
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\nTwo<\/U><\/FONT>
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\n: Remember that we are all in the same boat.<\/FONT>
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\nThree<\/U><\/FONT>
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\n: Plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built the Ark.<\/FONT>
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\nFour<\/U><\/FONT>
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\n: Stay fit. When you're 600 years old, someone may ask you to do something really big.<\/FONT>
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\nFive<\/U><\/FONT>
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\n: Don't listen to critics; just get on with the job that needs to be done.<\/FONT>
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\nSix<\/U><\/FONT>
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\n: Build your future on high ground.<\/FONT>
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\nSeven<\/U><\/FONT>
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\n: For safety sake, travel in pairs.<\/FONT>
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\nEight<\/U><\/FONT>
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\n: Speed isn't always an advantage. The snails were on board with the cheetahs.<\/FONT>
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\nNine<\/u><\/FONT>
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\n: When you're stressed, float a while.<\/FONT>
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\nTen<\/u><\/FONT>
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\n: Remember, the Ark was built by amateurs; the Titanic by professionals.<\/FONT>
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\nEleven<\/u><\/FONT>
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\n: No matter the storm, when you are with God, there's always a rainbow waiting.<\/FONT>
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