{"id":356,"date":"2005-12-06T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2005-12-06T04:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.paragonis.com\/Emails\/?p=356"},"modified":"-0001-11-30T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"-0001-11-30T04:00:00","slug":"Ever Wonder...","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/emails.paragonis.com\/?p=356","title":{"rendered":"Ever Wonder&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?<\/p>\n<p>Why can&#8217;t women put on mascara with their mouth closed?<\/p>\n<p>Why is it that doctors call what they do &#8220;practice&#8221;?<\/p>\n<p>Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?<\/p>\n<p>Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?<\/p>\n<p>Why didn&#8217;t Noah swat those two mosquitoes?<\/p>\n<p>You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don&#8217;t they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!<\/p>\n<p>Why don&#8217;t sheep shrink when it rains?<\/p>\n<p>If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?<\/p>\n<p>If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin? Why can&#8217;t women put on mascara with their mouth closed? Why is it that doctors call what they do &#8220;practice&#8221;? Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_s2mail":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-356","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-lists"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/emails.paragonis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/356","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/emails.paragonis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/emails.paragonis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/emails.paragonis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/emails.paragonis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=356"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/emails.paragonis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/356\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/emails.paragonis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=356"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/emails.paragonis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=356"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/emails.paragonis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=356"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}