{"id":347,"date":"2004-10-02T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2004-10-02T04:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.paragonis.com\/Emails\/?p=347"},"modified":"-0001-11-30T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"-0001-11-30T04:00:00","slug":"Ten New Features of Win98","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/emails.paragonis.com\/?p=347","title":{"rendered":"Ten New Features of Win98"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>10. Properties dialog box now includes Boardwalk and Pennsylvania Ave.<\/p>\n<p>9. Catchy &#8220;Resistance is futile; you will be assimilated&#8221; splash screen.<\/p>\n<p>8. Odor files<\/p>\n<p>7. New 18-Hour Control Panel by Playtex.<\/p>\n<p>6. Point and Click interface replaced by innovative hunt and peck method.<\/p>\n<p>5. Free Tickle-me-Bill-Gates doll<\/p>\n<p>4. General Protection Fault has been demoted to Sergeant.<\/p>\n<p>3. Start-up sound replaced with cha-ching sound of cash register.<\/p>\n<p>2. Didn&#8217;t bother taking the Mac icon off this time.<\/p>\n<p>1. Bill Gates Wealth-O-Meter spinning furiously on the taskbar.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>10. Properties dialog box now includes Boardwalk and Pennsylvania Ave. 9. Catchy &#8220;Resistance is futile; you will be assimilated&#8221; splash screen. 8. Odor files 7. New 18-Hour Control Panel by Playtex. 6. Point and Click interface replaced by innovative hunt and peck method. 5. Free Tickle-me-Bill-Gates doll 4. General Protection Fault has been demoted to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_s2mail":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-347","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-computer"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/emails.paragonis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/347","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/emails.paragonis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/emails.paragonis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/emails.paragonis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/emails.paragonis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=347"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/emails.paragonis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/347\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/emails.paragonis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=347"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/emails.paragonis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=347"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/emails.paragonis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=347"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}