– – Heaven is where the police are British, the cooks are French, the mechanics German, the lovers Italian, and it’s all organized by the Swiss. Hell is where the cooks are British, the mechanics French, the lovers Swiss, the police German and it’s all organized by the Italians.<\/p>\n
– – The trouble with being punctual is that nobody’s there to appreciate it. Franklin P. Jones<\/p>\n
– – All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should have been more specific. Jane Wagner<\/p>\n
– – What is a committee? A group of the unwilling, picked from the unfit, to do the unnecessary. Richard Harkness<\/p>\n
– – I am not a vegetarian because I love animals. I am a vegetarian because I hate plants. A. Whitney Brown<\/p>\n
– – Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again. F.P. Jones<\/p>\n
– – Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. Douglas Adams<\/p>\n
– – The art of flying is to throw yourself at the ground and miss. Douglas Adams<\/p>\n
– – Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.<\/p>\n
– – Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.<\/p>\n
– – Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality. Jules de Gaultier<\/p>\n
– – Life is something that happens when you can’t get to sleep. Fran Lebowitz<\/p>\n
– – The direct use of force is such a poor solution to any problem, it is generally employed only by small children and large nations. David Friedman<\/p>\n
– – Democracy is a device that insures we shall be governed no better than we deserve. George Bernard Shaw<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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