A few months ago, Howard Stern hosted Julie Cailini (’96 Playmate of the Year) and Stacey Sanchez (’97 Playmate of the Year) for a morning of sordid joviality. The ladies, who were promoting their latest calendars, answered ten questions from Howard, ostensibly to demonstrate how important it is for them *AS ROLE MODELS* for young women to stay up on current affairs.<\/p>\n
The ladies’ answers were amusing (and a bit sad), but they bit did prove that you don’t have to be a neurosurgeon to earn a pile of cash!<\/p>\n
Love him or hate him, you have to appreciate Howard’s sense of the absurd.<\/p>\n
Q: Who is the President of Russia?
\nJulie: Gorbachev
\nStacey: Gretzky
\n(Correct answer: Boris Yeltsin)<\/p>\n
Q: Define the meaning of NAACP.
\nJulie: Something, something, for Certified Pianists
\nStacey: It’s some kind of police organization.
\n(Correct answer: National Association for the Advancement of Colored People)<\/p>\n
Q: Who was the inventor of the lightbulb?
\nJulie: I know Edison invented the telephone, but I can’t remember the lightbulb guy.
\nStacey: I don’t know.
\n(Correct answer: Thomas A. Edison. Alexander Graham Bell was the phone guy!)<\/p>\n
Q: Who is the Speaker of the House?
\nJulie: Gore something-or-other.
\nStacey: Bill Clinton.
\n(Correct answer: Newt Gingrich. For the benefit of international members of the market, Al “Gore” is the U.S. Vice President, “Bill Clinton” is our president.)<\/p>\n
Q: Define the meaning of the letters CIA.
\nJulie: I don’t know.
\nStacey: Certified Investigation Association.
\n(Correct answer: Central Intelligence Agency)<\/p>\n
Q: What is the center of our solar system?
\nJulie: The Equator
\nStacey: The Moon
\n(Correct answer: The Sun)<\/p>\n
Changing his tack to create better odds for the girls, Howard switched to what he termed “industry related” questions:<\/p>\n
Q: What do the initials “DK” stand for?
\nA: Both knew it was fashion designer “Donna Karan.”<\/p>\n
Q: What is “Cristal?”
\nA: Both knew it was an elite champagne<\/p>\n
Q: What car company has a model known as a “911?”
\nA: Both knew it was Porsche<\/p>\n
Q: Whose face is on the (U.S.) $100 bill?
\nA: Both knew it was Ben Franklin<\/p>\n
(But do they know who he is???)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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