{"id":328,"date":"2004-04-28T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2004-04-28T04:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.paragonis.com\/Emails\/?p=328"},"modified":"-0001-11-30T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"-0001-11-30T04:00:00","slug":"Mad Wife Disease","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/emails.paragonis.com\/?p=328","title":{"rendered":"Mad Wife Disease"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A man was sitting quietly reading his paper when his wife walked up behind him and whacked him on the head with a rolled up magazine.  <\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Ouch!! What was that for?&#8221; he asked.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;That was for the piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name Mary Lou written on it,&#8221; she replied.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Two weeks ago when I went to the races, Mary Lou was the name of one of the horses I bet on,&#8221; he explained.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Oh honey, I&#8217;m so sorry,&#8221; she said. &#8220;I should have known there was a good explanation.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Three days later he was watching a ball game on TV when she walked up and hit him in the head again, this time with an iron skillet, which knocked him out cold.<\/p>\n<p>When he came too, he asked, &#8220;Now what was that for?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>She replied, &#8220;Your horse called.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A man was sitting quietly reading his paper when his wife walked up behind him and whacked him on the head with a rolled up magazine. &#8220;Ouch!! What was that for?&#8221; he asked. &#8220;That was for the piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name Mary Lou written on it,&#8221; she replied. &#8220;Two [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_s2mail":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-328","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/emails.paragonis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/328","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/emails.paragonis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/emails.paragonis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/emails.paragonis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/emails.paragonis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=328"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/emails.paragonis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/328\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/emails.paragonis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=328"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/emails.paragonis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=328"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/emails.paragonis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=328"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}