{"id":321,"date":"2004-08-19T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2004-08-19T04:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.paragonis.com\/Emails\/?p=321"},"modified":"2009-11-21T00:15:22","modified_gmt":"2009-11-21T04:15:22","slug":"todays-quotes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/emails.paragonis.com\/?p=321","title":{"rendered":"Today’s Quotes"},"content":{"rendered":"

WOMAN’S QUOTE OF THE DAY:
\nMen are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes and it’s our job to
\nstomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something
\nyou’d like to have dinner with.<\/p>\n

MEN’S QUOTE OF THE DAY:
\nWomen are like fine wine. They all start out fresh, fruity and ntoxicating
\nto the mind and then they turn full-bodied with age until they go sour and
\nvinegary and give you a headache.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

WOMAN’S QUOTE OF THE DAY: Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes and it’s our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you’d like to have dinner with. MEN’S QUOTE OF THE DAY: Women are like fine wine. They all start out […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_s2mail":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[17],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-321","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-menvwomen"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/emails.paragonis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/321","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/emails.paragonis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/emails.paragonis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/emails.paragonis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/emails.paragonis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=321"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/emails.paragonis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/321\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":495,"href":"https:\/\/emails.paragonis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/321\/revisions\/495"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/emails.paragonis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=321"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/emails.paragonis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=321"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/emails.paragonis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=321"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}