Dilberts Words of Wisdom:
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1. I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn’t looking good either.<\/p>\n
2. I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.<\/p>\n
3. Am I getting smart with you? How would you know?<\/p>\n
4. I’d explain it to you, but your brain would explode.<\/p>\n
5. Someday we’ll look back on all this and plow into a parked car.<\/p>\n
6. There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved by a suitable application of high explosives.<\/p>\n
7. Tell me what you need, and I’ll tell you how to get along without it.<\/p>\n
8. Accept that some days you’re the pigeon, and some days you’re the statue.<\/p>\n
9. Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If he isn’t there the first time you need him, chances are, you won’t be needing him again.<\/p>\n
10. I don’t have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.<\/p>\n
11. Last night I laid in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, “Where the heck is the ceiling?!”<\/p>\n
12. My Reality Check bounced.<\/p>\n
13. On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key.<\/p>\n
14. I dont suffer from stress, I’m a carrier.<\/p>\n
15. You’re slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.<\/p>\n
16. Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, cuz, like, to them, you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.<\/p>\n
17. Everybody is somebody else’s weirdo.<\/p>\n
18. Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level, then beat you with experience.<\/p>\n
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