{"id":279,"date":"1999-07-14T00:00:00","date_gmt":"1999-07-14T04:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.paragonis.com\/Emails\/?p=279"},"modified":"-0001-11-30T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"-0001-11-30T04:00:00","slug":"Office Posters","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/emails.paragonis.com\/?p=279","title":{"rendered":"Office Posters"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>TOP 20 SAYINGS WE&#8217;D LIKE TO SEE ON THOSE OFFICE INSPIRATIONAL POSTERS<\/p>\n<p> 1. Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings, they did it by killing all those who opposed them.<\/p>\n<p> 2. If you can stay calm, while all around you is chaos&#8230;then you probably haven&#8217;t completely understood the seriousness of the situation.<\/p>\n<p> 3. Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the job done.  Doing the job WRONG fourteen times gives you job security.<\/p>\n<p> 4. Eagles may soar, but weasels don&#8217;t get sucked into jet engines.<\/p>\n<p> 5. Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity.<\/p>\n<p> 6. A person who smiles in the face of adversity&#8230;probably has a scapegoat.<\/p>\n<p> 7. Plagiarism saves time.<\/p>\n<p> 8. If at first you don&#8217;t succeed, try management.<\/p>\n<p> 9. Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.<\/p>\n<p>10. TEAMWORK means never having to take all the blame yourself.<\/p>\n<p>11. The beatings will continue until morale improves.<\/p>\n<p>12. Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups.<\/p>\n<p>13. We waste time, so you don&#8217;t have to.<\/p>\n<p>14. Go the extra mile.  It makes your boss look like an incompetent slacker.<\/p>\n<p>15. A snooze button is a poor substitute for no alarm clock at all.<\/p>\n<p>16. When the going gets tough, the tough take an espresso break.<\/p>\n<p>17. INDECISION is the key to FLEXIBILITY.<\/p>\n<p>18. Succeed in spite of management.<\/p>\n<p>19. Aim Low, Reach Your Goals, Avoid Disappointment.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>TOP 20 SAYINGS WE&#8217;D LIKE TO SEE ON THOSE OFFICE INSPIRATIONAL POSTERS 1. Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings, they did it by killing all those who opposed them. 2. If you can stay calm, while all around you is chaos&#8230;then you probably haven&#8217;t completely understood the seriousness of the situation. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_s2mail":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-279","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-corporate"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/emails.paragonis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/279","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/emails.paragonis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/emails.paragonis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/emails.paragonis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/emails.paragonis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=279"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/emails.paragonis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/279\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/emails.paragonis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=279"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/emails.paragonis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=279"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/emails.paragonis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=279"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}