{"id":275,"date":"2000-07-07T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2000-07-07T04:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.paragonis.com\/Emails\/?p=275"},"modified":"-0001-11-30T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"-0001-11-30T04:00:00","slug":"Things To Ponder","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/emails.paragonis.com\/?p=275","title":{"rendered":"Things To Ponder"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> 1. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don&#8217;t have film.<br \/>\n 2. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.<br \/>\n 3. A day without sunshine is like, well, night.<br \/>\n 4. On the other hand, you have different fingers.<br \/>\n 5. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.<br \/>\n 6. Back up my hard drive? How do I put it in reverse?<br \/>\n 7. I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.<br \/>\n 8. When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.<br \/>\n 9. Seen it all, done it all, can&#8217;t remember most of it.<br \/>\n10. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don&#8217;t.<br \/>\n11. I feel like I&#8217;m diagonally parked in a parallel universe.<br \/>\n12. He&#8217;s not dead, he&#8217;s electroencephalographically challenged.<br \/>\n13. She&#8217;s always late.  Her ancestors arrived on the Juneflower.<br \/>\n14. You have the right to remain silent.  Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.<br \/>\n15. Honk if you love peace and quiet.<br \/>\n16. Pardon my driving, I am reloading.<br \/>\n17. Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular?<br \/>\n18. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>1. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don&#8217;t have film. 2. He who laughs last, thinks slowest. 3. A day without sunshine is like, well, night. 4. On the other hand, you have different fingers. 5. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. 6. Back up my hard drive? How do I put it [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_s2mail":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-275","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-lists"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/emails.paragonis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/275","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/emails.paragonis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/emails.paragonis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/emails.paragonis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/emails.paragonis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=275"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/emails.paragonis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/275\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/emails.paragonis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=275"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/emails.paragonis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=275"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/emails.paragonis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=275"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}