Two doctors opened offices in a small town and put up a sign reading Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones, Psychiatry and Proctology”. <\/p>\n
The town’s fathers were not too happy with that sign, so they changed it to “Hysterias and Posteriors”.<\/p>\n
This was not acceptable either, so they changed the sign to “Schizoids and Hemorrhoids”.<\/p>\n
No go, so they tried “Catatonics and High Colonics”. Thumbs down again, so they tried “Manic-depressives and Anal-retentives.”<\/p>\n
Unacceptable again, so they tried “Minds and Behinds”.<\/p>\n
Still no go. Nor did “Analysis and Anal Cysts”, “Queers and Rears”, “Nuts and Butts”, “Freaks and Cheeks” or “Loons and Moons” work either.<\/p>\n
So they finally settled on “Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones, Odds and Ends”.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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