{"id":265,"date":"2000-11-13T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2000-11-13T04:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.paragonis.com\/Emails\/?p=265"},"modified":"2009-11-21T00:24:02","modified_gmt":"2009-11-21T04:24:02","slug":"expressions-for-women-on-high-stress-days","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/emails.paragonis.com\/?p=265","title":{"rendered":"Expressions For Women On High Stress Days"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> 1. You &#8211; off my planet<br \/>\n 2. Not the brightest crayon in the box now, are we?<br \/>\n 3. Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.<br \/>\n 4. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.<br \/>\n 5. And your crybaby whiny opinion would be&#8230;?<br \/>\n 6. I&#8217;m not crazy, I&#8217;ve just been in a very bad mood for 30 years.<br \/>\n 7. Allow me to introduce my selves.<br \/>\n 8. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.<br \/>\n 9. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.<br \/>\n10. I&#8217;m just working here till a good fast-food job opens up.<br \/>\n11. I&#8217;m trying to imagine you with a personality.<br \/>\n12. Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you weren&#8217;t asleep.<br \/>\n13. I can&#8217;t remember if I&#8217;m the good twin or the evil one.<br \/>\n14. How many times do I have to flush before you go away?<br \/>\n15. I just want revenge. Is that so wrong?<br \/>\n16. You say I&#8217;m a bitch like it&#8217;s a bad thing.<br \/>\n17. Can I trade this job for what&#8217;s behind door #2?<br \/>\n18. Nice perfume, must you marinate in it?<br \/>\n19. Chaos, panic &#038; disorder&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;. my work here is done.<br \/>\n20. Earth is full. Go home.<br \/>\n21. Is it time for your medication or mine?<br \/>\n22. How do I set a laser printer to stun?<br \/>\n23. I&#8217;m not tense, just terribly, terribly alert.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>1. You &#8211; off my planet 2. Not the brightest crayon in the box now, are we? 3. Well, this day was a total waste of makeup. 4. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed. 5. And your crybaby whiny opinion would be&#8230;? 6. I&#8217;m not crazy, I&#8217;ve just been in a very bad [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_s2mail":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[17],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-265","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-menvwomen"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/emails.paragonis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/265","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/emails.paragonis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/emails.paragonis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/emails.paragonis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/emails.paragonis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=265"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/emails.paragonis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/265\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":527,"href":"https:\/\/emails.paragonis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/265\/revisions\/527"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/emails.paragonis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=265"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/emails.paragonis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=265"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/emails.paragonis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=265"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}