{"id":264,"date":"2000-11-13T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2000-11-13T04:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.paragonis.com\/Emails\/?p=264"},"modified":"2009-11-21T00:23:36","modified_gmt":"2009-11-21T04:23:36","slug":"bumper-stickers-for-women","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/emails.paragonis.com\/?p=264","title":{"rendered":"Bumper Stickers For Women"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> 1. I&#8217;m busy. You&#8217;re ugly.  Have a nice day.<br \/>\n 2. Warning: I have an attitude and I know how to use it.<br \/>\n 3. Of course I don&#8217;t look busy.  I did it right the first time.<br \/>\n 4. Why do people with closed minds always open their mouths?<br \/>\n 5. Do NOT start with me.  You will NOT win.<br \/>\n 6. You have the right to remain silent, so please SHUT UP!<br \/>\n 7. Guys have feelings too.  But like, who cares?<br \/>\n 8. I don&#8217;t believe in miracles.  I rely on them.<br \/>\n 9. Next mood swing in 6 minutes.<br \/>\n10. Please don&#8217;t make me kill you.<br \/>\n11. And your point is?<br \/>\n12. I used to be schizophrenic, but we&#8217;re OK now.<br \/>\n13. All stressed out and no one to choke.<br \/>\n14. How can I miss you if you won&#8217;t go away?<br \/>\n15. Sorry if I looked interested.  I&#8217;m not.<br \/>\n16. I am out of estrogen, and I have a gun.<br \/>\n17. So many men, so few who can afford me.<br \/>\n18. God made us sisters, Prozac made us friends.<br \/>\n19. Coffee, chocolate, men.  Some things are just better rich.<br \/>\n20. Don&#8217;t treat me any differently than you would the queen.<br \/>\n21. I can be one of those bad things that happens to bad people.<br \/>\n22. How can I miss you if you won&#8217;t go away?<br \/>\n23. Don&#8217;t upset me!  I&#8217;m running out of places to hide the bodies.<br \/>\n24. If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>1. I&#8217;m busy. You&#8217;re ugly. Have a nice day. 2. Warning: I have an attitude and I know how to use it. 3. Of course I don&#8217;t look busy. I did it right the first time. 4. Why do people with closed minds always open their mouths? 5. Do NOT start with me. You will [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_s2mail":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[17],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-264","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-menvwomen"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/emails.paragonis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/264","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/emails.paragonis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/emails.paragonis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/emails.paragonis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/emails.paragonis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=264"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/emails.paragonis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/264\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":526,"href":"https:\/\/emails.paragonis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/264\/revisions\/526"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/emails.paragonis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=264"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/emails.paragonis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=264"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/emails.paragonis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=264"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}