The following are new Windows messages that are under consideration for the planned Windows 2000:<\/p>\n
1. Smash forehead on keyboard to continue.<\/p>\n
2. Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue.<\/p>\n
3. Press any key to continue or any other key to quit.<\/p>\n
4. Press any key except… no, No, NO, NOT THAT ONE!<\/p>\n
5. Press Ctrl-Alt-Del now for IQ test.<\/p>\n
6. Close your eyes and press escape three times.<\/p>\n
7. Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner.<\/p>\n
8. This will end your Windows session. Do you want to play another game?<\/p>\n
9. Windows message: “Error saving file! Format drive now? (Y\/Y)”<\/p>\n
10. To ” shut down” your system, type “WIN.”<\/p>\n
11. BREAKFAST.SYS halted… Cereal port not responding.<\/p>\n
12. COFFEE.SYS missing… Insert cup in cup holder and press any key.<\/p>\n
13. File not found. Should I fake it? (Y\/N)<\/p>\n
14. Bad or missing mouse. Spank the cat? (Y\/N)<\/p>\n
15. Runtime Error 6D at 417A:32CF: Incompetent User.<\/p>\n
16. Error reading FAT record. Try the SKINNY one? (Y\/N)<\/p>\n
17. WinErr 16547: LPT1 not found. Use backup. (PENCIL&PAPER.SYS)<\/p>\n
18. User Error: Replace user.<\/p>\n
19. Windows VirusScan 1.0 – “Windows found: Remove it? (Y\/N)”<\/p>\n
20. Your entire hard drive has been scanned and all stolen software titles have been deleted. The police are on the way.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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