{"id":242,"date":"1999-03-16T00:00:00","date_gmt":"1999-03-16T04:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.paragonis.com\/Emails\/?p=242"},"modified":"2009-11-20T23:50:04","modified_gmt":"2009-11-21T03:50:04","slug":"to-change-a-light-bulb","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/emails.paragonis.com\/?p=242","title":{"rendered":"&#8230; To Change A Light Bulb?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>How many Duke students does it take to change a light bulb?<br \/>\nThree. One to change the bulb and two to crack under the pressure.<\/p>\n<p>How many UNC-Wilmington students does it take to change a light bulb?<br \/>\nFour. Two to change the bulb and two to figure out how to get high off the old one.<\/p>\n<p>How many Queens students does it take to change a light bulb?<br \/>\nTwo. One to change the bulb and one to throw the old bulb at UNC-Charlotte students.<\/p>\n<p>How many UNC-Chapel Hill students does it take to change a light bulb?<br \/>\nOne. He just holds the bulb and lets the world revolve around him.<\/p>\n<p>How many NC State students does it take to change a light bulb?<br \/>\nThree. One to change the bulb and two to discuss how they did it as well as anyone in Chapel Hill.<\/p>\n<p>How many Western Carolina University students does it take to change a light bulb?<br \/>\nNone. Cullowhee doesn&#8217;t have electricity.<\/p>\n<p>How many Appalachian students does it take to change a light bulb?<br \/>\nThe whole student body, there&#8217;s nothing better to do on weekends.<\/p>\n<p>How many Wake Forest students does it take to change a light bulb?<br \/>\nTwo. One to mix the martinis and one to call the electrician.<\/p>\n<p>How many Elon College students does it take to change a light bulb?<br \/>\nNone. That&#8217;s what the maids are for.<\/p>\n<p>How many East Carolina University students does it take to change a light bulb?<br \/>\nJust one, but it takes six years.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>How many Duke students does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the bulb and two to crack under the pressure. How many UNC-Wilmington students does it take to change a light bulb? Four. Two to change the bulb and two to figure out how to get high off the old [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_s2mail":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-242","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-academia"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/emails.paragonis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/242","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/emails.paragonis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/emails.paragonis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/emails.paragonis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/emails.paragonis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=242"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/emails.paragonis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/242\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":451,"href":"https:\/\/emails.paragonis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/242\/revisions\/451"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/emails.paragonis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=242"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/emails.paragonis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=242"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/emails.paragonis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=242"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}