Application for Permission to Date my Daughter<\/p>\n
Note: This application will be considered incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial statement; job history; lineage; and current medical report from your physician.<\/p>\n
PART 1<\/p>\n
Complete Name____________________________________________________<\/p>\n
Complete Address (No P.O. Boxes)<\/p>\n
_____________________________________<\/p>\n
_____________________________________<\/p>\n
Date of Birth ____________ Height ____________ Weight __________<\/p>\n
IQ ______ NI No _______________ Driver Lic. No ________<\/p>\n
Can you see the floor in your bedroom? ________<\/p>\n
How long have you been in the truth? _________<\/p>\n
Do you have any brothers or sisters? __________<\/p>\n
If yes, do they wish YOU had been adopted by a foster family? _______<\/p>\n
Are your parents in the truth? ___________ One or both? ____________<\/p>\n
Will your parents throw a party for you when you move out? _________<\/p>\n
Do you own a vehicle for field service? _______<\/p>\n
If yes, please check appropriate category and all that apply<\/p>\n
Motorcycle_____ No further questions<\/p>\n
Sports car____ Modified engine ____ Chrome wheels ___ Tinted Windows___<\/p>\n
Pick-up truck _____ Oversize tyres _____ Body lift _____ Roll bar _____<\/p>\n
Saloon ____ Heavy rust ____ Bald tyres ____ Prime painted ____ Worn interior___<\/p>\n
Van _____ Shag carpeting _____ Chain steering wheel _____ All life’s belongings in back _____<\/p>\n
What type of stereo system is installed in your vehicle? _________<\/p>\n
List features of above ________________________________________
\n(i.e., watts, # of speakers, CD changer, base tube, woofers, etc.)<\/p>\n
Do you have any traffic violations on your driving record? _______<\/p>\n
If yes, please explain ________________________________________<\/p>\n
In 50 words or less, what does the word LATE mean to you?<\/p>\n
___________________________________________________________________<\/p>\n
In 50 words or less, what does DON’T TOUCH MY DAUGHTER mean to you?<\/p>\n
__________________________________________________________________<\/p>\n
What congregation do you attend? __________________ How often? _____<\/p>\n
Please name your:<\/p>\n
Presiding Overseer _____________________<\/p>\n
Circuit Overseer _______________________<\/p>\n
District Overseer _______________________<\/p>\n
When would be the best time to interview your parents? ___________________<\/p>\n
When would be the best time to interview your Presiding Overseer? _________<\/p>\n
PART 2<\/p>\n
Answer the following questions honestly with no outside help. All Answers will be kept strictly confidential.<\/p>\n
Name the 12 apostles<\/p>\n
________________________________________________________________<\/p>\n
Can you name the books of the Bible from memory? ________<\/p>\n
How about backwards? _______<\/p>\n
If you answered NO to any of the above questions, why not?<\/p>\n
If you had a $20 bill in your pocket, how would you spend it?<\/p>\n
Choose one of the following:<\/p>\n
Buy new release music CD ____ Put in KH contribution box____ Go to movies with your friends ____<\/p>\n
Have you PRE-PLANNED your funeral? ____________ Do you have a will?________<\/p>\n
Do you carry a current blood card? ___________<\/p>\n
When you hear the word “pioneer” at the congregation meetings, what<\/p>\n
comes to your mind? _____________________________________________<\/p>\n
If you were beaten and accidentally killed (i.e. because you tried to kiss my daughter)<\/p>\n
do you feel you would be entitled to resurrection? _______________<\/p>\n
Please justify the above response________________________________<\/p>\n
Fill in the blank: A women’s place is in the _______________________<\/p>\n
What would you want to be IF you grow up? ______________________<\/p>\n
PART 3<\/p>\n
I acknowledge that all information supplied above is true and correct to the best of my knowledge under penalty of death, dismemberment, impalement, electrocution, Chinese water torture or any other means deemed fit.<\/p>\n
__________________________________________________ __________
\nApplicant’s Signature (No “X” signatures accepted) Date<\/p>\n
Thank you for your interest in my daughter. Please allow four to six years for processing. You will be notified in writing if your application is approved. In the meantime, DO NOT attempt to call or write my daughter due to risk of personal injury. Of course in the interim, should you mature enough to become a ministerial servant or elder, then please make us aware of this information in writing. Your application will be considered sooner as a result of this updated information.<\/p>\n
Steve<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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