{"id":236,"date":"2002-09-11T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2002-09-11T04:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.paragonis.com\/Emails\/?p=236"},"modified":"-0001-11-30T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"-0001-11-30T04:00:00","slug":"A Blind Man in a Bar","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/emails.paragonis.com\/?p=236","title":{"rendered":"A Blind Man in a Bar"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A blind man enters a Women&#8217;s Bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, &#8220;Hey,you wanna hear a blonde joke?&#8221;  The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, &#8220;Before you tell that joke, sir, you should know five things&#8230;..<\/p>\n<p>1 &#8211; The bartender is a blonde gal.<\/p>\n<p>2 &#8211; The bouncer is a blonde gal<\/p>\n<p>3 &#8211; I&#8217;m a 6 foot tall, 200 pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.<\/p>\n<p>4 &#8211; The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional weightlifter.<\/p>\n<p>5 &#8211; The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler.<\/p>\n<p>Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares, &#8220;Nah&#8230;.Not if I&#8217;m gonna have to explain it five times.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A blind man enters a Women&#8217;s Bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, &#8220;Hey,you wanna hear a blonde joke?&#8221; The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_s2mail":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-236","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blonde"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/emails.paragonis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/236","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/emails.paragonis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/emails.paragonis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/emails.paragonis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/emails.paragonis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=236"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/emails.paragonis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/236\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/emails.paragonis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=236"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/emails.paragonis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=236"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/emails.paragonis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=236"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}