For the men…<\/p>\n
How many men does it take to open a beer?
\nNone, it should be opened by the time she brings it.<\/p>\n
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up women?
\nBecause a woman who can\u2019t even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.<\/p>\n
Why do women have smaller feet than men?
\nIt is one of those \u201cevolutionary things\u201d that allow them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.<\/p>\n
How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
\nWhen she starts her sentence with \u201cA man once told me…\u201d<\/p>\n
How do you fix a woman\u2019s watch?
\nYou don\u2019t. There is a clock on the oven.<\/p>\n
For the women …<\/p>\n
Never do housework. Men don\u2019t make love because the house is spotless.<\/p>\n
Don\u2019t imagine you can change a man, unless he is in diapers.<\/p>\n
If they put a man on the moon, they should be able to put all of them there.<\/p>\n
Never let your man\u2019s mind wander, it’s too little be let out alone.<\/p>\n
Tell him you\u2019re not his type, you have a pulse.<\/p>\n
Go for younger men. You might as well, they never mature.<\/p>\n
A man who can dress himself with out looking like Forrest Gump is unquestionably gay.<\/p>\n
Women don\u2019t make fools of men, most of them are the do-it-yourself types.<\/p>\n
The best way to get a man to do something is to suggest they are too old for it.<\/p>\n
Love is blind but marriage is a real eye-opener.<\/p>\n
If you want a committed man, look in the mental hospital.<\/p>\n
If he asks what sort of books you are interested in, tell him \u201ccheckbooks\u201d.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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