{"id":229,"date":"2002-06-24T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2002-06-24T04:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.paragonis.com\/Emails\/?p=229"},"modified":"-0001-11-30T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"-0001-11-30T04:00:00","slug":"Top Names for Wal-mart Wine","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/emails.paragonis.com\/?p=229","title":{"rendered":"Top Names for Wal-mart Wine"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Wal-Mart customers soon will be able to sample a new discount item.  J. Gallo Winery of Modesto, Calif., is going to produce spirits at an affordable price, in the $6-8 range. <\/p>\n<p>&#8220;While wine connoisseurs may not be inclined to throw a bottle of Wal-Mart brand wine into their shopping carts, there is a market for inexpensive wine.&#8221; said Kathy Micken, professor of marketing at Roger Williams University in Bristol, R.I.  She said: &#8220;The right name is important.&#8221;  So, with that in mind, here are the top 12 suggested names for the new Wal-Mart wine: <\/p>\n<p>12. Chateau Traileur Doublewide<br \/>\n11. White Trashfindel<br \/>\n10. Big Red Gulp<br \/>\n 9. Grape Expectations<br \/>\n 8. Domaine Wal-Mart &#8220;Merde du Pays&#8221;<br \/>\n 7. NASCARbernet<br \/>\n 6. Chef Boyardeaux<br \/>\n 5. Peanut Noir<br \/>\n 4. Chateau des Moines<br \/>\n 3. I Can&#8217;t Believe It&#8217;s Not Vinegar!<br \/>\n 2. World Championship Wriesling<br \/>\n 1. Nasti Spumante<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Wal-Mart customers soon will be able to sample a new discount item. J. Gallo Winery of Modesto, Calif., is going to produce spirits at an affordable price, in the $6-8 range. &#8220;While wine connoisseurs may not be inclined to throw a bottle of Wal-Mart brand wine into their shopping carts, there is a market for [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_s2mail":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-229","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-lists"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/emails.paragonis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/229","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/emails.paragonis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/emails.paragonis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/emails.paragonis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/emails.paragonis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=229"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/emails.paragonis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/229\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/emails.paragonis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=229"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/emails.paragonis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=229"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/emails.paragonis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=229"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}