This guy sees a sign in front of a house, “Talking Dog for Sale.”<\/p>\n
He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the back yard. The guy goes into the back yard and sees a mutt sitting there.<\/p>\n
“You talk?” he asks.<\/p>\n
“Yep,” the mutt replies.<\/p>\n
“So, what’s your story?”<\/p>\n
The mutt looks up and says: “Well, I discovered this gift pretty young and I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA about my gift, and in no time they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, cause no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies eight years running.<\/p>\n
“The jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn’t getting any younger and wanted to settle down. So I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security work mostly wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings there and was awarded a batch of medals. Had a wife, a mess of puppies, and now I’m just retired.” <\/p>\n
The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog. <\/p>\n
The owner says “Ten bucks.”<\/p>\n
The guy says he’ll buy him but asks the owner, “This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him?”<\/p>\n
The owner replies, “He’s such a liar.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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