SWISS ARMY KNIFE — Male
\nBecause even though it appears useful for a wide variety of work, it spends most of its time just opening bottles.<\/p>\n
KIDNEYS — Female
\nBecause they always go to the bathroom in pairs.<\/p>\n
TIRES — Male
\nBecause they goes bald and are often over-inflated.<\/p>\n
HOT AIR BALLOON — Male
\nBecause to get it to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under it, and, of course, there’s the hot air part.<\/p>\n
SPONGES — Female
\nBecause they are soft and squeezable and retain water.<\/p>\n
WEB PAGE — Female
\nBecause it is always getting hit on.<\/p>\n
SHOES — Male
\nBecause they are usually unpolished, with their tongues hanging out.<\/p>\n
COPIER — Female
\nBecause once turned off, it takes a while to warm up.
\nBecause it is an effective reproductive device when the right buttons are pushed.
\nBecause it can wreak havoc when the wrong buttons are pushed.<\/p>\n
ZIPLOC BAGS — Male
\nBecause they hold everything in, but you can always see right through them.<\/p>\n
SUBWAY — Male
\nBecause it uses the same old lines to pick people up.<\/p>\n
HAMMER — Male
\nBecause it hasn’t evolved much over the last 5,000 years, but it’s handy to have around.<\/p>\n
REMOTE CONTROL — Female
\nBecause it gives men pleasure, he’d be lost without it, and while he doesn’t always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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