{"id":215,"date":"2003-03-11T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2003-03-11T04:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.paragonis.com\/Emails\/?p=215"},"modified":"2009-11-21T00:21:05","modified_gmt":"2009-11-21T04:21:05","slug":"what-sex-is-your-computer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/emails.paragonis.com\/?p=215","title":{"rendered":"What SEX Is Your Computer?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A language instructor was explaining to her class that in French, nouns, unlike their English counterparts, are grammatically designated as masculine or feminine.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;House,&#8221; in French, is feminine: &#8220;la maison&#8221;.<br \/>\n&#8220;Pencil,&#8221; in French, is masculine: &#8220;le crayon&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>One puzzled student asked, &#8220;What gender is computer?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The teacher did not know, and the word wasn&#8217;t in her French dictionary. So for fun, she split the class into two groups, appropriately enough by gender, and asked them to decide whether &#8220;computer&#8221; should be a masculine or feminine noun.<\/p>\n<p>Both groups were required to give four reasons for their recommendation.<\/p>\n<p>The men&#8217;s group decided that computers should definitely be of the feminine gender (&#8220;la computer&#8221;), because:<\/p>\n<p>1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic.<br \/>\n2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.<br \/>\n3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for possible later retrieval.<br \/>\n4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your pay check on accessories for it.<\/p>\n<p>The women&#8217;s group, however, concluded that computers should be masculine (&#8220;le computer&#8221;), because:<\/p>\n<p>1. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.<br \/>\n2. They have a lot of data, but they are still clueless.<br \/>\n3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem.<br \/>\n4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you&#8217;d waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better model.<\/p>\n<p>The women won.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A language instructor was explaining to her class that in French, nouns, unlike their English counterparts, are grammatically designated as masculine or feminine. &#8220;House,&#8221; in French, is feminine: &#8220;la maison&#8221;. &#8220;Pencil,&#8221; in French, is masculine: &#8220;le crayon&#8221;. One puzzled student asked, &#8220;What gender is computer?&#8221; The teacher did not know, and the word wasn&#8217;t in [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_s2mail":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[17],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-215","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-menvwomen"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/emails.paragonis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/215","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/emails.paragonis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/emails.paragonis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/emails.paragonis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/emails.paragonis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=215"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/emails.paragonis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/215\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":515,"href":"https:\/\/emails.paragonis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/215\/revisions\/515"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/emails.paragonis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=215"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/emails.paragonis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=215"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/emails.paragonis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=215"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}