{"id":212,"date":"2003-03-26T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2003-03-26T04:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.paragonis.com\/Emails\/?p=212"},"modified":"2009-11-21T00:21:04","modified_gmt":"2009-11-21T04:21:04","slug":"smart-math","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/emails.paragonis.com\/?p=212","title":{"rendered":"Smart Math"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>ROMANCE MATHEMATICS<\/p>\n<p>Smart man + smart woman = romance<br \/>\nSmart man + dumb woman = affair<br \/>\nDumb man + smart woman = marriage<\/p>\n<p>OFFICE ARITHMETIC<\/p>\n<p>Smart boss + smart employee = profit<br \/>\nSmart boss + dumb employee = production<br \/>\nDumb boss + smart employee = promotion<br \/>\nDumb boss + dumb employee = overtime<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>ROMANCE MATHEMATICS Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman = affair Dumb man + smart woman = marriage OFFICE ARITHMETIC Smart boss + smart employee = profit Smart boss + dumb employee = production Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_s2mail":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[17],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-212","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-menvwomen"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/emails.paragonis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/212","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/emails.paragonis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/emails.paragonis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/emails.paragonis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/emails.paragonis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=212"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/emails.paragonis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/212\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":514,"href":"https:\/\/emails.paragonis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/212\/revisions\/514"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/emails.paragonis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=212"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/emails.paragonis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=212"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/emails.paragonis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=212"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}