Dr. Seuss Explains Why Computers Sometimes Crash<\/p>\n
If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port
\nAnd the bus is interrupted at a very last resort
\nAnd the access of the memory makes your floppy disk abort
\nThen the socket packet pocket has an error to report.<\/p>\n
If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash
\nAnd the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash
\nAnd your data is corrupted cause the index doesn’t hash
\nThen your situation’s hopeless and your system’s gonna crash!<\/p>\n
If the label on the cable on the table at your house
\nSays the network is connected to the button on your mouse,
\nBut your packets want to tunnel to another protocol
\nThat’s repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall
\nAnd your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss
\nSo your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse
\nThen you may as well reboot and go out with a bang
\n‘Cuz sure as I’m a poet, the sucker’s gonna hang!<\/p>\n
When the copy of your floppy’s getting sloppy in the disk
\nAnd the macrocode instructions cause unnecessary risk
\nThen you’ll have to flash the memory and you’ll want to RAM your ROM.
\nQuickly turn off the computer and be sure to tell your Mom!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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