{"id":208,"date":"2002-03-20T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2002-03-20T04:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.paragonis.com\/Emails\/?p=208"},"modified":"-0001-11-30T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"-0001-11-30T04:00:00","slug":"Letter From Grandma","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/emails.paragonis.com\/?p=208","title":{"rendered":"Letter From Grandma"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dear Family,<br \/>\nI have become a little older since I saw you last, and a few changes have come into my life since then.  Frankly, I have become a frivolous old gal.<br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/Uploads\/Email\/Attachments\/grandma1.gif\"><br \/>\nI am seeing five gentlemen everyday.  As soon as I wake up, Will Power helps me get out of bed.<br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/Uploads\/Email\/Attachments\/grandma2.jpg\"><br \/>\nThen I go to see John.<br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/Uploads\/Email\/Attachments\/grandma3.gif\"><br \/>\nThen Charlie Horse comes along, and when he is here he takes a lot of my time and attention.<br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/Uploads\/Email\/Attachments\/grandma4.gif\"><br \/>\nWhen he leaves, Arthur Ritis shows up and stays the rest of the day.  He doesn&#8217;t like to stay in one place very long, so he takes me from joint to joint.  After such a busy day, I&#8217;m really tired and glad to go to bed with Ben Gay.  What a life.<br \/>\nOh yes, I&#8217;m also flirting with Al Zymer.<br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/Uploads\/Email\/Attachments\/grandma5.gif\"><br \/>\nLove, Grandma<br \/>\nP.S. The preacher came to call the other day.  He said at my age I should be<br \/>\nthinking of the hereafter.  I told him, &#8220;Oh, I do it all the time.  No matter where I am, in the parlor, upstairs, in the kitchen, or down in the basement, I ask myself, &#8220;Now, what am I here after?&#8221;<br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\/Uploads\/Email\/Attachments\/grandma6.gif\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dear Family, I have become a little older since I saw you last, and a few changes have come into my life since then. Frankly, I have become a frivolous old gal. I am seeing five gentlemen everyday. As soon as I wake up, Will Power helps me get out of bed. Then I go [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_s2mail":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[21],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-208","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-other"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/emails.paragonis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/208","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/emails.paragonis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/emails.paragonis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/emails.paragonis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/emails.paragonis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=208"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/emails.paragonis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/208\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/emails.paragonis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=208"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/emails.paragonis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=208"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/emails.paragonis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=208"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}