NEW STATE MOTTOS:<\/p>\n
Alabama: Hell Yes, We Have Electricity!
\nAlaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can’t Be Wrong!
\nArizona: But It’s A DRY Heat
\nArkansas: Literacy Ain’t Everything
\nCalifornia: By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda
\nColorado: If You Don’t Ski, Don’t Bother
\nConnecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedys Don’t Own It — Yet
\nDelaware: We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water
\nFlorida: Ask Us About Our Grandkids
\nGeorgia: We Put The “Fun” In Fundamentalist Extremism
\nHawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha’ami Leeki Toru (DeathTo Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money)
\nIdaho: More Than Just Potatoes … Well Okay,We’re Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good
\nIllinois: Please Don’t Pronounce the “S”
\nIndiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free
\nIowa: We Do Amazing Things With Corn
\nKansas: First Of The Rectangle States
\nKentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names
\nLouisiana: We’re Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That’s Our Tourism Campaign
\nMaine: We’re Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster
\nMaryland: If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It
\nMassachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden’s (For Most Tax Brackets)
\nMichigan: First Line Of Defense From The Canadians
\nMinnesota: 10,000 Lakes . And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes
\nMississippi: Come And Feel Better About Your Own State
\nMissouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work
\nMontana: Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-wing Crazies,And Very Little Else
\nNebraska: Ask About Our State Motto Contest
\nNevada: Hookers and Poker!
\nNew Hampshire: Go Away And Leave Us Alone
\nNew Jersey: You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer##$%##! Motto Right Here!
\nNew Mexico: Come Hug Our Lizards
\nNew York: You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To An Attorney.
\nNorth Carolina: Tobacco Is A Vegetable
\nNorth Dakota: We Really Are One Of The 50 States!
\nOhio: At Least We’re Not Michigan
\nOklahoma: Like The Play, Only No Singing
\nOregon: Spotted Owl … It’s What’s For Dinner
\nPennsylvania: Cook With Coal
\nRhode Island: We’re Not REALLY An Island
\nSouth Carolina: Remember The Civil War? We Didn’t Actually Surrender
\nSouth Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota
\nTennessee: The Educashun State
\nTexas: Si’ Hablo Ing’les (Yes, I Speak English)
\nUtah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus
\nVermont: Yep
\nVirginia: Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels don’t Mix?
\nWashington: Help! We’re Overrun By Nerds And Slackers!
\nWashington, D.C.: Wanna Be Mayor?
\nWest Virginia: One Big Happy Family … Really!
\nWisconsin: Come Cut The Cheese
\nWyoming: Where Men Are Men … and the sheep …<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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