{"id":204,"date":"1998-04-05T00:00:00","date_gmt":"1998-04-05T04:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.paragonis.com\/Emails\/?p=204"},"modified":"2009-12-23T03:52:05","modified_gmt":"2009-12-23T07:52:05","slug":"what-a-difference-a-degree-makes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/emails.paragonis.com\/?p=204","title":{"rendered":"What a Difference a Degree Makes"},"content":{"rendered":"

For those scientifically inclined. To convert Celcius to Fahrenheit
\n C x 9\/5 + 32. Or Fahrenheit to Celcius = F – 32 x 5\/9.<\/p>\n

For those humor inclined, have fun :)<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n
C<\/td>\nF<\/td>\n <\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
—<\/td>\n—<\/td>\n <\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
15<\/td>\n60<\/td>\nCalifornians put on sweaters (if they can find one).<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
10<\/td>\n50<\/td>\nMiami residents turn on the heat.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
4<\/td>\n45<\/td>\nNew Hampshire residents go to outdoor concerts.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
2<\/td>\n40<\/td>\nYou can see your breath.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Californians shiver uncontrollably.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Minnesotans go swimming.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
1.5<\/td>\n35<\/td>\nItalian cars don’t start.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
0.5<\/td>\n33<\/td>\nSwedes celebrate summer and hit the beaches topless.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
0<\/td>\n32<\/td>\nWater freezes.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
-1<\/td>\n30<\/td>\nYou plan your vacation to Australia.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
-4<\/td>\n25<\/td>\nOhio water freezes.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Californians weep pitiably.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Minnesotans eat ice cream.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Canadians go swimming.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
-6<\/td>\n20<\/td>\nPoliticians begin to talk about the homeless.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
New York City water freezes.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Miami residents plan vacation further south.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
-10<\/td>\n15<\/td>\nFrench cars don’t start.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Cat insists on sleeping in your bed with you.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
-12<\/td>\n10<\/td>\nYou need jumper cables to get the car going.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
-15<\/td>\n5<\/td>\nAmerican cars don’t start.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
-18<\/td>\n0<\/td>\nAlaskans put on T-Shirts.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
-23<\/td>\n-10<\/td>\nGerman cars don’t start.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Eyes freeze shut when you blink.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
-26<\/td>\n-15<\/td>\nYou can cut your breath and use it to build an igloo.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Arkansans stick tongue on metal objects.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Miami residents cease to exist.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
-29<\/td>\n-20<\/td>\nCat insists on sleeping in pajamas with you.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Politicians actually do something about the homeless.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Minnesotans shovel snow off roof.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Japanese cars don’t start.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
-32<\/td>\n-25<\/td>\nToo cold to think.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
You need jumper cables to get the driver going.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
-34<\/td>\n-30<\/td>\nYou plan a two week hot bath.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Swedish cars don’t start.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
-38<\/td>\n-38<\/td>\nCalifornians disappear.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Minnesotans button top button.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Canadians put on sweaters.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Scientists around the world celebrate since Fahrenheit and Celcius thermometers finally match.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
-45<\/td>\n-50<\/td>\nCongressional hot air freezes.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Alaskans close the bathroom window.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Your car helps you plan your trip south (Or north if you live in the southern hemisphere).<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
-62<\/td>\n-80<\/td>\nHell freezes over.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Polar bears move south.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Green Bay Packer fans order hot cocoa at the game.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
-67<\/td>\n-90<\/td>\nLawyers put their hands in their own pockets.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
-68<\/td>\n-91<\/td>\nLife ceases.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

For those scientifically inclined. To convert Celcius to Fahrenheit C x 9\/5 + 32. Or Fahrenheit to Celcius = F – 32 x 5\/9. For those humor inclined, have fun :) C F   — —   15 60 Californians put on sweaters (if they can find one). 10 50 Miami residents turn on the […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_s2mail":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-204","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-lists"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/emails.paragonis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/204","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/emails.paragonis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/emails.paragonis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/emails.paragonis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/emails.paragonis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=204"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/emails.paragonis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/204\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":801,"href":"https:\/\/emails.paragonis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/204\/revisions\/801"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/emails.paragonis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=204"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/emails.paragonis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=204"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/emails.paragonis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=204"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}