What Cars Tell About People<\/p>\n
Acura Legend
\nI’m too bland for German cars.<\/p>\n
Audi 90
\nI enjoy putting out engine fires.<\/p>\n
Buick Park Avenue
\nI am older than 34 of the 50 states.<\/p>\n
Cadillac Eldorado
\nI am a very good Mary Kay salesperson<\/p>\n
Cadillac Seville
\nI am a pimp.<\/p>\n
Chevrolet Chevette
\nI enjoy seeing people’s reactions when I tell them I have a ‘vette.<\/p>\n
Chrysler Cordoba
\nI dig the rich, Corinthian leather.<\/p>\n
Datsun 280Z
\nI have a kilo of cocaine in my wheel well.<\/p>\n
Dodge Datona
\nI delivered pizza for four years to get this car.<\/p>\n
Ford Mustang
\nI slow down to 85 mph in school zones.<\/p>\n
Geo Storm
\nI will start the 11th grade in the fall.<\/p>\n
Geo Tracker
\nI will start the 12th grade in the fall.<\/p>\n
Honda del Sol
\nI always said half a convertible is better than no convertible at all.<\/p>\n
Honda Civic
\nI have just graduated and have no credit.<\/p>\n
Infiniti Q45
\nI am a physician with 17 malpractice suits pending.<\/p>\n
Jaguar XJ6
\nI am so rich that I will pay 60K for a car that is in the shop 280 days out of the year.<\/p>\n
Lincoln Town Car
\nI live for bingo and covered dish suppers.<\/p>\n
Mercedes 500SL
\nI will beat you up if you ask me for an autograph.<\/p>\n
Mazda Miata
\nI do not fear being decapitated by an 18-wheeler.<\/p>\n
Mitsubishi Diamante
\nI don’t know what it means either.<\/p>\n
Nissan 300ZX
\nI have yet to complete my divorce proceedings.<\/p>\n
Peugeot 505 Diesel
\nI am on the EPA’s 10 most wanted list.<\/p>\n
Plymouth (Dodge) Neon
\nI sincerely enjoy doing the macarena.<\/p>\n
Pontiac Trans Am
\nI have a switchblade in my sock.<\/p>\n
Rolls Royce Silver Shadow
\nI think Pat Buchanan is a tad bit too liberal.<\/p>\n
Toyota Camry
\nI am still in the closet.<\/p>\n
Volkswagen Beetle
\nI still watch “Partridge Family” reruns.<\/p>\n
Volkswagen Microbus
\nI am tripping right now.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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