{"id":193,"date":"1999-01-29T00:00:00","date_gmt":"1999-01-29T04:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.paragonis.com\/Emails\/?p=193"},"modified":"-0001-11-30T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"-0001-11-30T04:00:00","slug":"North vs. South","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/emails.paragonis.com\/?p=193","title":{"rendered":"North vs. South"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>North vs. South<\/p>\n<p>The North has sun-dried toe-mah-toes<br \/>\nThe South has &#8216;mater samiches<\/p>\n<p>The North has coffeehouses<br \/>\nThe South has Waffle Houses<\/p>\n<p>The North has dating services<br \/>\nThe South has family reunions<\/p>\n<p>The North has switchblade knives<br \/>\nThe South has Lee Press-on Nails<\/p>\n<p>The North has double last names<br \/>\nThe South has double first names<\/p>\n<p>The North has Ted Kennedy<br \/>\nThe South has Jesse Helms<\/p>\n<p>The North has an ambulance<br \/>\nThe South has an amalance<\/p>\n<p>The North has the Mafia<br \/>\nThe South has NASCAR<\/p>\n<p>The North has Indy car races<br \/>\nThe South has Swamp Buggy races<\/p>\n<p>The North has Cream of Wheat or Oatmeal<br \/>\nThe South has grits<\/p>\n<p>The North has green salads<br \/>\nThe South has collard greens and chitlins<\/p>\n<p>The North has lobsters<br \/>\nThe South has crawdads<\/p>\n<p>The North has Distilleries, Breweries, and liquor stores<br \/>\nThe South has stills, shine, and them ridgerunners<\/p>\n<p>The North has the rust belt<br \/>\nThe South has the Bible Belt<\/p>\n<p>The North has Dan Quayle<br \/>\nThe South has Bill Clinton<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>North vs. South The North has sun-dried toe-mah-toes The South has &#8216;mater samiches The North has coffeehouses The South has Waffle Houses The North has dating services The South has family reunions The North has switchblade knives The South has Lee Press-on Nails The North has double last names The South has double first names [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_s2mail":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[19],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-193","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-northvsouth"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/emails.paragonis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/193","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/emails.paragonis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/emails.paragonis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/emails.paragonis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/emails.paragonis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=193"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/emails.paragonis.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/193\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/emails.paragonis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=193"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/emails.paragonis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=193"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/emails.paragonis.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=193"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}